KACHEP.org is officially live!
KACHEP.org is officially live!
My First WEBSITE! Jesus Be the Boss of Me is my second website. Never thought when I was in 6th grade computer class there would be such a thing as a website or an internet!
When I was growing up, I dreamed of being a game show host.
So what will it be??? Door Number One? Door Number Two? Or Door Number Three? Enter decision music… Before we open your door, let’s see what was behind Door Number One: A BRAND NEW CAR!!! Wow, what a disappointment! Open Door Number Three, Susanna (Instead of Vanna): A Cruise around the World!!! Alright Susanna, open Door Number Two! Wa Wa Wa WAAAAA… YOU PICKED the pitchfork full of manure and the elderly donkey… That’s too bad!
Or an infomercial maker!
Are you tired of feeling like your life doesn’t count for much?
Have you ever wondered how you ended up knowing the things you know?
Doing the things you do every day after day after day after day? (enter discontent music)
Well wonder no further!!!
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HOW YOU MAY ASK???
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It’s what you are missing!!
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This LIFE-CHANGING product will change your life, too!!!
Insert testimonial A, B & C with minor music followed by major music to manipulate the audience’s emotions to want to buy your product.
Well, I never became a game show host or an informercial maker. (But, then again, my life isn’t over yet so you never know…)
Ultimately, somehow, You and I ended up here. Wherever it is we is!!!
But all is not for naught!
I LOVE THE KING OF GLORY THAT REDEEMS TIME!
I LOVE THE MASTERFUL LIFE CRAFTER WHO ORDAINS MY STEPS!!!
In my lowly, meager wonderings, somehow I ended up here. BUT my God, the God of the UNIVERSE is
OMNICIENT—ALL knowing
OMNIPRESENT—EVERYWHERE at the same time, the same, yesterday, today and forever
OMNIPOTENT—ALL POWERFUL!!! LARGE and IN CHARGE!!!
He has this crazy, wonderful, masterful plan for His children’s lives. That they would be salty (not in the Urban dictionary way, but in the Biblical, make you thirsty way!!!) and light in this dark, sin-drenched world until He returns for them.
Wow. Mind officially blown!
So bloom where you are planted, Christian. I am sure there is someone a stone’s throw away from you who needs the glorious Truth You have received!
Seeker? Have you tasted and finally see that the world stinks? Have you had a belly full of darkness and emptiness long enough? Turn to Jesus. The real Biblical Jesus! Start with the book of John and the book of Romans in the New Testament. Enter into a covenant relationship with JESUS, God with skin on. Then never stop reading the Bible (His LIVING Word) until you meet Him face to face!
Psalm 139:14 I will praise You, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Marvelous are Your works,
And that my soul knows very well.
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